Stupid White Men
by Michael Moore
Now if I were Michael Moore, the obvious choice might be to draw a direct line from the brain-dead, nation-destroying zombies right to the Oval Office. It is an easy comparison and Moore's gift for diatribe would lend itself well to the idea. One of the sneaky things about him is that his methods are effective. His brethren-in-arms in the political humor field have to include Al Franken, whose Lies and the Lying Liars That Tell Them was better written but less vilified than Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot. Beyond Franken, there are a ton of people ready to swing at the current administration ranging from former Clinton aide James Carville to the New York Times' heavy hitter Maureen Dowd, who will take her own Yankee-sized swing when Bushworld hits the stands later this year.
Stupid White Men is where Michael Moore learned to shoot. If Fahrenheit 911 aims its laser focus at the Bush/Iraq target, Stupid White Men is a shotgun. Moore makes a good head start on his new favorite subject with a mind-blowing intro, "A Very American Coup," which not only lays waste to the debacle of the 2000 election but also contains a detailed list of the SWM running the nation including Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft, and Ken Lay. Wait, Ken was indicted yesterday. Well, I'm sure that will be corrected in a later edition.
Admittedly, there are some hilarious ideas here but about a third of the book feels a bit like filler. It is almost as if Moore cannot trust himself to be voice of pissed-off America and has to throw in a joke to offset the idea. He apparently loves sidebars because they also show up throughout Dude, Where's My Country? Sometimes they're a scream, as in the typical day in the life of "President" George Bush: "8:30 P.M. - Cheney awakens POTUS, takes him to his room, tucks him in, says good night. Co-POTUS goes downstairs and resumes plotting destruction of Planet Earth." Often, though, it's one-inch boxes comparing the drinking habits of the Bush daughters and Boris Yeltsin or "Other Water Additives I'd Like To See."
Another faintly bizarre rumination is the chapter called "The End of Men." I'm not sure whether it's a celebration of women or an indictment of men or both but it is a pretty hit-and-miss effort hypothesizing that men are in danger of becoming extinct. To be fair, though, this is where Moore first printed one of his favorite ideas (Oprah For President!) and I really can't completely fault a chapter that ends with a list of vibrator retail outlets.
So there you go. Is this review going to make anyone run out and read Stupid White Men? Probably not. Unfortunately, Michael Moore, with all his credits and his self-admitted faults, inhabits the fully-mined no-man's land between the American left and the right. However, for everyone looking for something to follow-up after the movie's no. 1 opening, it's a pretty good read, which I'm sure is entirely beside the point.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some pasty dead guys to see.